Speaker: Don't conform! Don't take thier shit! Afterall we're all individuals right!?!
Crowd: Yes we're all individuals!
Man: I'm not!
Truth or Paranoia?
Conspiracies and other ugly things I came up with.
Yes I've Done a lot of Drugs
Jeff's Teletubby Conspiracy!
If you've ever watched the teletubbies you'll notice that half of what they say isn't even in English. A lot of it sounds like "baby talk" or that weird "twin talk" thing that little kids often have. My guess is that the U.S. government has decoded "baby talk" and are now using the teletubbies to brainwash young children. If you ever watch a young child watching the teletubbies you'll notice that the kids seem to understand every single word the teletubbies say. You'll also see that kids just stare mindlessly at the teletubbies and are completely obsessed with them. After one episode of the teletubbies, where they told children to give them hugs by hugging the tv set, several children across the United States were killed when their television sets fell on top of them! Teletubbies are pure evil.
My Theory about AIDS (Actually proven to be true!)
A few years ago I came up with the theory that AIDS was a man made virus. In recent months it has been proven that AIDS was in fact a man made virus. Nobody has, however, come forward to say who created it and why. This is what I think. I beleive the U.S. government created AIDS for several reasons. One of the reasons is population control over certain types of people that the United States goverment sees as undesireable. AIDS was injected into poor, minority commmunities and has mostly stayed in those types of areas. This keeps the population of the "undersireables" from getting to large. It was also injected into the gay community for this very reason. Ever notice how the rich, famous, and powerful never die from AIDS? The vaccine is out there but until a new "super-virus" is created it won't be given to the public. From this point on there will always be an AIDS type virus.
